The Cynic Says……

Ok… this is bullshit… 7am and I’m still awake. wtf? Thankfully it’s Sunday, so I don’t have to work or anything. I’m gonna end up sleeping all day. I have to be at work at 1pm tomorrow (Monday), so I’ll be ok. I’ve actually had a lot of weird random thoughts going through my brain the past few hours. First off, Brad Pitt is an awesome actor. I got to thinking about some of my favorite movies, and he stars in at least 3 of them (Fight Club, Se7en, Ocean’s Eleven). I liked “The Mexican” as well, but I wouldn’t put it in my short list of absolute favorites. If anyone would like to dispute his acting talent, I’d love to hear it. Also, I’ve come to the conclusion that I could NEVER date a girl that does not use decent grammar. This has become one of my biggest pet peeves, to be perfectly honest. Hearing someone ask me “where ya headed to” reminds me a lot of fingernails on a chalkboard. This sort of thing seems to be quite prevalant down here and in all honesty, I can’t help but think the person is an idiot when I hear it come out of his or her mouth. If you have to ask me what’s wrong with that sentence, then you’re probably one of those people that actually talks like that and, hence, one of the people at whom this comment is directed. Also, people who don’t know the difference between groups of homophones make me want to puke. If you don’t know the difference between “no” and “know”… or “too”, “to”, and “two’… or “they’re”, “there”, and “their”, then I will GLADLY inform you and point out each and every time you fuck up using one of those words. I’d also like to take a few seconds to say that I would fuck the SHIT out of the Olsen twins… both of them… one right after the other… they’re absolutely hot as fuck. No tits, but still hot as fuck. I’d also like to say that I fucking HATE kids… hate them… ugh… Kent had to babysit a 3 year old today and by the time she was ready to leave, I swear to god I was ready to just rip her voicebox out. Ok, so I’d never really do such a thing to another human being, but you get the idea. She was annoying as fuck… asks “why” to EVERYTHING. Not to mention she talks with that backwoods Union County accent, which in and of itself is enough to make me want to vomit. Yes, I live in the south and am appalled by southern accents. Go figure. I just can’t stand the fact that half the people down here don’t even open their mouths enough to enunciate properly. Hence, “Did you eat” gets miraculously transformed into “jeet”. “What are you doing?” somehow becomes “ch’doin’?” I’ve lived here 20+ years and still can only fully understand maybe 60% of what I hear. The other 40% I either have to say “wtf did you say?” or just run it through my redneck to English translator a few times to see what I can make of it. In my training class @ work there’s a girl that just moved down here from Chicago and I swear I could sit and listen to her talk 24/7. She enunciates all her words and actually uses proper grammar. Such a breath of fresh air, I must say. There’s also this Hispanic woman from NY in my class… I like the way she talks, too… she talks really fast, which is really nice. Plus I just love Hispanic accents, anyway. If I’m not mistaken, she’s of Dominican descent. I can’t remember exactly, but I do know that she’s a Caribbean hispanic, as opposed to being Mexican or Spanish. I tend to perfer the Caribbean hispanic accent over the Mexican accent. I’ve talked to a Cuban chick from Miami and it’s just so incredibly sexy. Oh, well.. now that I’ve blurted out all this random shit, I think it’s time for bed.

Marilyn Manson’s new CD “The Golden Age of Grotesque” is surprisingly good… I can’t say I’ve been much of a fan since his song “The Beautiful People”, but this one is a VERY good CD… I downloaded it last night and must say I’m impressed. Too bad the rest of his stuff isn’t this good. A smattering of classic lines (such as “You are the church/I am the steeple/When we fuck, we are all God’s people..”) makes it even better. He’s always been well known for his shock value and he definitely does well in that respect on this CD. I’d definitely recommend it for any Manson fans… and even for some people who had written him off as just a faded out shock rocker. Currently, as I type this, I’m listening to Hanzel und Gretyl’s newest CD “Uber Alles” from beginning to end, which I have yet to do. It’s not quite as good as the Manson CD, but I definitely dig the guitar riffs and the screaming Americanized German lyrics. Oh well… I also picked up a 750mL bottle of Ketel One vodka for $16.50 tonight, which is nearly $4 off.. I just couldn’t pass that deal up. I <3 vodka, especially GOOD vodka. One of the guys at the liquor store said it was one of the best vodkas he’d ever had and would definitely recommend it. I’ll try it out later and report back on how good it really is. Obviously the only way to tell just how good a vodka is…. shoot it straight. I tried some Vox at Fiction one time and it’s fucking amazing. I’d almost NOT mix it… that’s how good it is. Only problem is that it’s $27 for a 750mL bottle. I’ll be mixing the Ketel One with some Tropicana Twister, the flavors of which escape me at the moment. I wish I had someone to drink with, which is why I’m waiting for this chick Megan that Steve is talking to. She said she was coming back @ 10:30, but she’s not back yet. I know she can/will drink, as I’ve seen her nail 7 beers and a shot of straight 151 proof rum. Phil’s supposedly having this Carrie chick from his work coming over. I saw her when I worked there for my whopping week and a half.. she’s reasonably cute, except for the fact that her ass looks like the underpants gnomes have been playing golf back there and not replacing their divots… cottage cheese anyone? I thought cottage cheese was only supposed to be used in lasagna & with pineapples. Oh, well… that’s all I have to say for now.. I’ll continue to update throughout the night.. perhaps a post or two while drunk as fuck. This might be interesting.

I’ve come to the conclusion that age has little if anything to do with how sexy a woman is. There’s an older chick at work that has to be 30-33 and is so incredibly sexy…. mother of GOD. First off, she has the most amazing body, second she’s a redhead… not only that, she walks with perfect posture, has an amazing smile and is just incredibly classy. Basically every way you look at her, she’s just plain sexy. Anyway, there are definitely enough cute girls at work to make even my worst days there a bit brighter. That’s cool because now they instituted a new policy saying that there is to be NO personal e-mail at work whatsoever. It’s always been in the handbook but was never strictly enforced… now, though, since 3 fucking cunts decided to exchange mass personal e-mails over the past few days, many of which had explicit content, we’re no longer allowed to e-mail one another while at work. FUCKING GAY! Now if I want to find out what time someone is going to lunch, I have to get up and walk over there and ask them… how fucking stupid is that? Hopefully they’ll decide to cool off on enforcing the rule after awhile. I can understand them bitching about mass quantities of personal e-mail, but just shooting a message to someone asking about what they’re doing for lunch shouldn’t be a problem, if you ask me.. but whatever… stupid corporate bullshit as usual. Overall, the job seems to be about the easiest job I’ve ever done… In a nutshell, people call me when they get their equipment shipped to set up appointments to have their DirecTV installed. I get paid $9.45 an hour to sit on my ass and say “ok, hang on while I call your installer”, dial their number, say “hey, I’ve got so-and-so on the line from so-and-so city and they need an install appointment”, conference the two in, drop off the line, and note the account. OK, so some calls are a bit more difficult when snags in the system come about, but for the most part, that’s all I do. I can’t complain at all. My trainer thinks I’m the fucking shit and wants to make me a Senior CSR, which comes with a little more responsibility, but also a raise. They do more in-depth troubleshooting and have a little more power. I could go for that, but I guess I need to impress a few people while I’m out on the floor. Either way, I think I can deal with this job. We’ll see how it goes.

Goddamn I love Wendy’s… Triple cheeseburger value meal biggie sized with Dr Pepper to drink. mmmmmm… There’s a chick at the Wendy’s near me who would be so fucking cute if she’d just fix her fucked up grille. Her name’s Sarah, which is kinda amusing since I always seem to go nuts over girls named Sarah… she’s got cute tits and her body’s just fine… but omfg her grill is just jacked. *sigh* I promise I’m NOT that damn picky… a jacked grill is just something I can’t handle. I can handle a flat ass, no tits, love handles, yucky stomach, huge nipples, but NOT fucked up teeth (or a furry poon, but that’s something easily fixed by a razor).
On a small side note, I don’t think this page is ever gonna be “done”… Just when I think I’m “done”, I find someone else to add to the pics page or something else interesting to add.. who knows what I’ll come up with next. I actually have a couple ideas, but I’m not quite sure how to implement them. I need some web designer friends who are good with php and/or perl. If you happen to read this and are fairly knowledgeable about such things, please shoot me an e-mail. I suppose that’s all I can come up with for now… I’m sure I’ll post more later.

I think I’ve run out of ideas for stuff to put on my site. Everyone seems to have a livejournal these days, but I didn’t feel like going through the trouble of setting all that crap up, so I just figured I’d add a blog to my own page. I guess I just like to do things differently or something. Anyway, I’m sitting here listening to the trance station on AOL radio and it’s not half-bad, though I do grow tired of trance very quickly lately. I think it’s time for some bassdrive then off to bed. I have to be up in time to get to work at 9am. I can’t wait to go on night shift, then I won’t have to wake up so fucking early. Plus the cute girls are all on night shift. Well, not all, but most. Point being, they’re more attractive (and younger) on night shift. Not that I have a shot in hell with any of them, but they’re nice eye candy. Anyway, I guess that’s about it for right now. This blog will probably fill up quickly as I’m going to be dealing with a ton of fucking idiots where I work (not co-workers, but customers). Should be interesting. Off to bed shortly… gute nacht.