The Cynic Says……

OMFG. That girl is just plain fuckin hot… The pics on her front page do NOT do her justice. Go to the free ones and then use the drop down list to look through her other pics. Mother of jesus she is hot. Seriously, if I was dating a girl, I’d still fuck that girl… wouldn’t matter who I was dating or whatever, because you only live once, and realistically it’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to nail a girl that hot. Thing is, I’d actually tell my girlfriend beforehand that I was going to do it. Perhaps she’d understand that it’s only a one time thing, just sex, and no feelings involved… Hate to say it, but there are other girls out there and I can’t really see myself being in love with someone so much that I’d pass up the chance at something like that. She could threaten to break up all she wanted, but I’d still do it without hesitating. I’d never cheat on a girl, though (no, that’s not a contradiction). Telling the person beforehand makes it not cheating, if you ask me… that’s more like swinging than cheating. Cheating would be doing it behind the person’s back. I wouldn’t get pissed if a girl I was dating sucked another dude’s dick without telling me beforehand (it’s hard to plan things like that)… unless she started making a habit out of it. Then I’d be a little annoyed. And if I was dating a girl, she could eat all the pussy she wanted and I wouldn’t care. Simple as that. Oh well… enough on that subject. I found out I have Sunday off, but then I work all fucking week (Mon-Fri) and then get Saturday off (which probably means I’ll have all next weekend off again, as I’ve only worked 1 Sunday). My work schedule is so unbelievably fucked up. I was hoping to have at least a somewhat sane schedule, but that doesn’t seem to be the case. *sigh* such is life, I suppose. We’re having a Halloween party tomorrow night, which should be lots of fun. I have to work at 11am Saturday, which should NOT be lots of fun. I WILL be hungover like a motherfucker… I will feel like shit… I also get off at 8pm, so I’ll have plenty of time to sleep before I start drinking again when I go to Joes on Sunday night. This weekend is going to be interesting, to say the least. I won’t be dressing up for Halloween, just because I’m not the kinda person that likes dressing up for Halloween, nor do I care about Halloween. I’ll just be getting drunk as fucking shit and going to work on Saturday with a hangover. fun fun. I’m going through www.webtender.com looking at drinks I can make with the ingredients I either have or am planning to buy. One of the ones that is not on the site but I saw in this drink book at the liquor store is called a “German Leg Spreader” and has chocolate liqueur, Jagermeister, and Ice 101. That one should be interesting as hell, and I intend on trying it for sure. I’ve developed quite the love for Jager lately… Last Sunday, everything I drank had Jager in it. Jager tastes like fucking SHIT straight, but awesome when mixed. If only it was 100 proof or higher, that would rock nuts. I have a fifth of Jager sitting in the freezer just waiting to be killed. I’ll make sure it happens. That’s all for now… possibly more to come later… though I doubt it. I have to get my check at like 11am tomorrow so I can eat at work tomorrow.