The Cynic Says……

wow… just got back from Joes (a club around here for those of you not in the know) and I’m not drunk. That’s not to say I didn’t drink, but I’m not drunk. I had a nazi coke, 2 redheaded sluts, a rotten peach, a sex with an alligator, and a sexual frustration… all to no avail. I got a nice buzz, but was nowhere near drunk. The redhead (Rachael) was there again and we talked quite a bit (a bit more than usual, I guess). Admittedly, I kinda like her. She’s got a fucking great personality and she’s reasonably attractive. She’s got this amazingly sexy long red hair and a cute smile. Ok, so she’s not model material, but there’s just something about her. Most likely it’s her personality. Honestly, the more I talk to her, the more physically attractive she becomes. I don’t think I stand a chance in hell with her for various reasons… one of which being the fact that she’s almost 6 feet tall and I’m all of 5′8. I’ve never met a tall girl who’d date a guy shorter than her. Oh well… I dig her, she doesn’t dig me.. I’m rather used to it at this point. I didn’t have all THAT much fun, actually. Having her there honestly makes things a bit more interesting because we always end up talking a fair amount and she’s about the only person there that I can always have a decent conversation with. I think that’s the most important thing I look for in a girl… is she intelligent? I don’t give two flying monkey fucks how goddamn hot a girl is… if she’s not intelligent and can’t hold down a decent conversation with me, fuck her. People wonder why I get so bored of girls so damn quickly; that’s the reason right there. I want a girl who’s wicked intelligent and can hold down a decent conversation and hold her own opinions about things and isn’t afraid to express them. I can’t stand doormat girls… and I can’t stand a girl who wants to crawl up my ass and die. Not to mention girls who are overly physical… Just because I don’t kiss you every 30 seconds and am not constantly touching you doesn’t mean I’m not “into” you. On that note, I’m not even a big fan of kissing, and I sure as fuck don’t like tongue kissing. If you try to shove your tongue down my throat, you can guarantee I’m not going to be enjoying kissing you and probably won’t want to do it again. I like to be affectionate, but only sporadically… that way when I AM incredibly affectionate, it’s really something special. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not the type that’s ever going to ignore a girl, but I’m also not the type to be all about making out in public in front of other people and such. I guess I’m just weird…. I don’t think I’m what most girls want in a guy… but that’s just the way I am and I’m not about to change. Heh, I’m not even really in a hurry to find a girlfriend or anything, anyway. I’d like to have someone to go down on regularly… but I don’t think I’m the type that’s going to want to jump into any sort of serious relationship right now. I’m NOT jealous at all, and most girls are really weirded out by that. I don’t care if you go hang out with your guy friends and get drunk… I could give two shits less if you go out and have fun with your female friends a couple times a week. The way I see it, if you’re a decent person and I’m good to you, you’ll have no reason to cheat on me, so there’s no reason to be jealous. On the other hand, if you cheat on me, you’re basically not trustworthy, a slut, and not worth my time anyway. Being jealous is not going to change whether or not you cheat on me. Hence, jealousy is pointless. Oh, well… I think I’m done ranting for now. If I come up with more, I’ll post later. I might just go to sleep, though.