The Cynic Says……

woo… fun stuff… not… Nothing important been happening around here lately, really. My roommate Phil just got a job at the same place I’m working through the same temp agency. He’ll be in a somewhat different department, but still working in the same general area, probably 3 rows up from me. Best thing of all is that his schedule is gonna be basically the same as mine (1pm-10pm). I’ve been listening to the fucking vocal trance station on di.fm for like 3 hours straight now, which is highly unusual. I think it’s just lack of the will to change it to something else. The stuff’s not been too bad, just slightly poppy and happy for my tastes. Bassdrive was playing some decent stuff earlier, but nothing to make me wanna stick around and listen all night long. I’ve officially gone 4+ weeks without getting any ass and it’s getting fucking old quick. Well, to re-phrase, I can go a LONG time without fucking anyone, but the whole going 4 weeks without giving noggin is just ridiculous. There’s a shooter girl @ Cotton Eyed Joes that I’d give my left nut to get my hands on for a few hours just once, but I don’t have the balls to approach her about such things. I can barely talk to her, much less ask her if I can go down on her. I know she likes it, but still. I’m not exactly hot and nowhere near in her league. Maybe I’ll get really ripped this weekend and discuss it with her (hah, yeah right!). About the best I’ve done lately when it comes to such things is when I told this chick at work that she has a beautiful smile. She’s actually damn hot overall, but I didn’t wanna just be like “you’re so fucking beautiful”, so I figured I’d just compliment her on her smile. My birthday is officially 10 days away… woo, I turn 25, big fucking deal. I’ll end up having to work, which will suck… but I’ll get over it. It’s not like I was going to do anything that afternoon anyway. I’ll probably end up going out that night (and the following night as well) and having some fun, but other than that, no major plans. Humm….
I bought a new wireless optical mouse (Microsoft Wireless Intellimouse Explorer) and I absolutely love it. It’s nice not having to dodge my mouse cord everytime I sit down at my computer. It’s a bit heavier than I’m used to, but it’s easy to adjust.
I honestly wish I could get away with blogging during my workday… it’d keep me from getting too bored at work and give me something to do. I think of all kinds of random stuff during the day that I’d love to post, but just can’t because I don’t wanna get fired for stupid shit. Personally, I don’t see the big harm in it, but they probably see it as lost productivity and/or revenue. Frankly, if they took a look, they’d probably find that I’m one of the most productive people they have there. I probably get more shit done in a given day than most people do in 2 or 3. Very few people are willing to go to the lengths to which I go to satisfy a customer (or retailer or installer). Some of our installers, as a matter of fact, refuse to talk to anyone but me simply because they know if they come to me with a problem, I get shit done. Amusingly enough, our senior CSR’s have started referring troubleshooting calls my way as well. Saves them the work, I guess… and I really don’t mind it. I kinda like the technical side of things. I’ve always kinda enjoyed helping people with technical problems with computers, home theater systems, TV’s, whatever. I’m a geek, what can I say. Sue me. Oh well… I’m bitching about something that can’t be fixed to people who can’t do shit about it… and it doesn’t make me feel any better. So I suppose I’m done for now. Maybe more tomorrow (or later today, depending on your point of view).