I guess now’s a good time for a weekend update… I’m rolling up my past 3 days’ worth of shit into one nice post. WARNING: THIS POST IS LONGGGGGGGGGG! I suppose we should start with Friday… First off, I don’t go to bed Thursday night… stay up all night and then go out with my friend Steve at 5:30 to CompUSA and then the mall to go shopping. Mind you, I didn’t buy a fucking thing, but we went shopping anyway. Saw some things I wanted to bring home with me, but it had nothing to do with merchandise in the stores, if you get what I mean. 
I had a sausage biscuit and some OJ @ McDonald’s while we were there, and we got home about 8:30 or so. So I end up sleeping all day, which isn’t really abnormal on my off-days. Later on that evening, we make a liquor store run and I buy a fifth of Jager and a 1L bottle of peach schnapps, along with some cranberry juice @ Kroger so I can make redheaded sluts. I figured, hey it’s my birthday weekend, might as well celebrate early. I decide to go to Cotton Eyed Joe that night, as I have nothing better to do. Before we leave, I make 2 redheaded sluts and knock them back, so when I get there I’m feeling quite nice. My roommate Phil had bought a bottle of Skyy Citron and mixed it with some Orange-Pineapple-Apple juice or something. He ended up knocking back almost half of that fifth before we left… so we go to Joes, and I proceed to drink 3 more nazi cokes and bought Phil a redheaded slut. Needless to say, having not eaten all day aside from the biscuit and some snacking on cheetos part of the day, I got really really lit up. I can’t say I remember a whole lot from that night aside from seeing both of my friends named Liz. I remember having a conversation with Liz #1 about Liz #2 and telling her that Liz #2 is the OTHER Liz because there’s no way she could ever be as awesome as THE LIZ (Liz #1) and so on and so forth. Ironically enough, both have dark hair, are short, thick, have brown eyes, and really nice tits. They both even have the same initials, which is just fucking weird. I sort of did Liz #2 in a drunken stupor one night, but I’d rather not go into that. Liz #2 is normally wicked shady and won’t even speak to me, but she actually came up to me and said hi and gave me a hug… kinda neat. About the only other things I really remember are getting 2 shots from Bethany and handing her a wad of 1’s, having no clue how much it was (I owed her $4, I think it was $8 that I gave her)…. almost falling off my barstool shortly before we left… and leaving. I don’t remember the trip home… and I don’t even remember actually making it all the way back to the car. The only part of leaving I remember is walking outside and it being cold as fuck… beyond that, just another black hole. Sheesh… Lesson for the day: don’t drink on an empty stomach! Saturday was relatively boring…. puked 3 times after I woke up, went to work, spent all day at work feeling like absolute shit… came home, did nothing… cut to Sunday now… Again, nothing all day, but I was feeling better. Went to Joes as usual, and when we got there it was absolutely dead as fuck. I’m thinking “ugh, this is going to be so gay!” but it turned out to be rather interesting. It got somewhat busy, so eventually there were a fair number of people there, but one person in particular is who made things most interesting. Basically it was a female whom I’ve been friends with for quite awhile and her best friend, actually… Normally, yes, I do hang around them a fair bit while I’m there, but not to the extent that I did last night. Oddly enough, I normally NEVER touch her, but again last night was different and I actually tickled her a few times and ran my fingers up and down her neck and back a few times. She had mentioned that her weak spots were the sides of her neck and her spinal cord right down the back of her neck… so of course I had to take it upon myself to test them out. I still kinda wonder what she woulda done if I would have actually KISSED her on the neck…. I was too chickenshit to risk it, though. Probably should have, but decided to make myself not do it. Maybe some other time, though highly unlikely. However, I’ll be using those weak spots against her on a regular basis simply because her reactions are actually quite amusing/interesting. I know I’ll never end up actually DOING anything with either her or her cute friend… but they’re both pretty cute, nice to talk to, and a hell of a lot of fun to flirt with. On a side note, Bethany was in fact there but she had the day off and she showed up in wrangler jeans and a flannel. I don’t normally dig the redneck look, but I swear to god that girl would look good in ANYTHING. However, she’s so hopelessly out of my league that I’m wasting breath just talking about her. Oh well, she’s hot… end of story. We all went to IHOP (well, minus the two females discussed about 4 sentences ago) after Joes and I was the ONLY guy at the table, which just felt rather weird. One I couldn’t do if I HAD to, another I’d consider if I got drunk enough, the third I’d do sober or drunk… and the fourth, well, heh… let’s just say a guy can dream, right? Anyway… came home, tried to sleep… still haven’t been to sleep yet and we got home 6 hours ago. I don’t feel bad at all… stomach doesn’t bother me, don’t feel sick. I just can’t fucking sleep, which is completely homo-gay. I know I’m tired; I HAVE to be! Oh well… I’ve run out of things to type about for now, so maybe I can go lay down and get about 2 hrs of sleep.