ok, so I ended up going to Cotton Eyed Joes last night… and I had so much fucking fun it wasn’t even funny… well, it was funny, because we were all drunk and acting stupid, but whatever. There were so many hot girls there last night, a couple of which I actually talked to! This really cute girl named Erica happened to sit down beside me and we ended up talking… she looked about 15 or 16… although she told me everyone tells her she looks 12. She was actually 21, however, and her birthday was 4 days before mine. She had an absolutely adorable face and omfg what an ass. All in all, I ended up spending over $100 last night. I had 5 mixed drinks, got 4 shots from Bethany (click here for pics), a shot from Stacie, and a shot from Stephanie. Plus I got 2 shots of Jager… bought Phil a shot of Jager, and bought Phil a Long Island Tea. I also bought Sam a Red Bull… and we went to Waffle House afterwards and ate, so that was another $10. Going back a second to this Stephanie chick… I have to go off about her for a minute here… This girl is 24 years old and has 3 kids… she’s about 5′5, 135 or so… HUGE tits and a ghetto ass that doesn’t belong on a white girl. She has a more or less perfect hourglass figure and a flat stomach… ALL AFTER THREE FUCKING KIDS!!!! How is that possible? I just don’t get it. I would do seriously dirty dirty things to that girl… I swear… 
Enough about her…. so anyway, I have to work today, which is gay… and of course we’re as dead as dead can get… I hate it. blah… I’m done for now… more to come later 