Today is Valentine’s Day… whoopidy fucking-doo… I’ve never really understood the concept of it, actually… basically it seems like it’s one of those days to do all those things for your girl or boyfriend that you should have already been doing the other 364 days of the year. The fact that roses go from like $15/dozen to almost $90 a dozen is just asinine. I also love how girls are all like “awww, my boyfriend bought me flowers and took me out to eat and blah blah blah” on Valentine’s day, when maybe 2 weeks before they were talking about what an ass he is and how he never does anything for them and so on… Spending $150 on you for Valentine’s Day even though he didn’t spend jack shit on you the rest of the year somehow makes it all ok. Supid fucking holiday, I swear. The shitty thing is that because of this idiotic holiday, my friends and I can’t go out and eat somewhere decent because all the lines are out the fucking door because of the guys trying to buy themselves another few months of pussy so the girls don’t break up with them. The worst thing is the fact that the girls EXPECT us to do stuff for them on Valentine’s Day or risk getting our asses kicked to the curb. I feel sorry for any girl that dates me, because she’ll be lucky to get a fucking card for Valentine’s Day, and if she’s dumb enough to think that I don’t care just because I didn’t spend $150 on her on Valentine’s Day, hope the door doesn’t hit her in the ass on the way out. Oh, well… on an amusing side-note, Heather bought Kent a goddamn 6ft tall blowup monkey for Valentine’s Day… She gets up early this morning and brings it in and puts the little electric pump thingy on it to keep it inflated and sits it down right IN FRONT OF ME. I open my eyes and here’s this HUGE fucking lighted monkey in my face. I wasn’t particularly started so much as amused that she would buy something like that. It serves no purpose and looks stupid as fuck. She bought some other random shit (I think two stuffed monkeys too) that I could care less about… I’m not sure what Kent got her (if anything), and frankly I’m going to laugh my fucking ass off if he didn’t get her anything. Most likely, they’ll go out to dinner or something, knowing him. Kent’s not much for buying stupid trivial shit as far as I know. Anyway, here’s a pic of the monkey. 
and that’s the end of my Valentine’s Day rant…. also, I added a webcam to my site, just click the webcam link at the left. It refreshes every 3 minutes, so check it out if you’re bored enough. 