I hate country music… OMFG do I ever. It’s so completely lame and boring…. Horrible adjectives, I know, but I just can’t take listening to it for any extended period of time. It’s so whiney and just plain annoying. Slow, simple, and pointless. All the songs seem to be either sappy love songs or depressing songs about love gone wrong. blah blah blah. A couple of the bitches that sing it are nice to look at, but I’d still like to mute the sound and just look at them. Any idiot can write a country song and pretty much any idiot off the street can sing one too. Doesn’t seem like it involves much talent to me. I think I can tolerate rap more than I can country, and that’s sad. I don’t care much for rap, but I can at least appreciate it as somewhat of an artform. Needless to say, I wish I could just go and delete every single country mp3 on all the computers in the house. Then I’d never have to hear country again… That would be so so nice. 
Country is such a sorry excuse for “music”.
Archive for March, 2004
A couple of random thoughts before I go to work in 30 minutes. First off, I hate the phrase “fixin to”. It’s so ridiculously redneck and makes you sound completely unintelligent. It’s just so grammatically incorrect.. ugh…. The other one I hate is when people use “done” instead of “already”… like “I done took out the garbage”…. or “I done left work and now I’m fixin to go get me some food. ” Ugh, the joys of living in the south. Oh, and it’s another nice day outside, which means I’d really rather not have to go to work. Oh well… 2:30-11, here I come.
Holy fuck I was unproductive today…. I basically sat around playing Unreal Tournament 2004 all day. We ordered pizza from pizza hut and just had a big fuckin LAN party. Quite a bit of fun, to say the least. Everyone’s still here, actually… and now we’re all just kinda dicking off not really playing anything in particular. The two kittens are cuddled up in the chair next to me and the darker of the two has been cuddled up next to me most of the day. I wish I had something interesting to post here, but I don’t… Lame, eh?
Things have been pretty normal/boring/whatever lately. I got drunk as all holy fuck last night and ended up puking off the front porch. 
That was completely gay. My friend Sam and I went out to Tonic and I had 5 Nazi cokes and a surfer on acid in a span of about 2-3 hrs. Needless to say, I was uber-fucked. It was great until I puked. I hadn’t eaten all day, which made it hit me that much harder, that much quicker. I didn’t really have much of a hangover today either. About 8:40 or so tonight, my friend Sam and I went out with another friend to the Chop House and then to another friend’s where he (Sam) proceeded to get stoned as fuck and amuse the shit out of everyone present. Sam then came back here and passed out on the couch, still stoned I’m sure. It’ll be amusing to see what time he wakes up. 
I’m off again tomorrow, which is quite cool to say the least. I’m also off all next weekend as well, which makes like 3 or 4 straight weekends off. My schedule has stabilized quite a bit, which is really nice. I’m not so keen on getting off @ 11:00, but I’ll live with it. Oh, one other thing that I just remembered… we got kittens…. They’re so goddamn cute, it’s ridiculous. They’re like, all tiny and fuzzy and shit, and they’re just so fucking adorable. One was sitting here with me for a good hour after I got home… it spent part of the time just clawing around at random shit (my pants, the chair, the cord for my headset for my phone)…. then it just laid down and took a nap. They don’t meow much yet, from what I’ve noticed. Every once in awhile, they’ll let out a little squeak, but not much other than that. They’ve not pissed or shit on anything yet, which is a plus. Oh, well… enough randomness for today..
This chick at work who looks decent but thinks I’m not her type… I noticed a couple of things about her today. First of all, on a good note, her tits are wicked perky…. those motherfuckers could put an eye out. I dunno if it’s her bra or if her tits really are that perky. Damn nice… I would mind having my way with them for a good 30 minutes or so. Now on the bad note… her ASS is all sorts of fucked up. First off, it’s wide… and kinda flat… which in and of themselves aren’t much of a problem. However, she had these really thin pink pants on today that showed off what I’d rather have not seen. Imagine that her ass is made out of semi-soft clay (heated play-doh perhaps)…. then someone takes a bag of quarters and just nails it about 20-30 times…. or perhaps the underpants gnomes were playing golf and like bad golfers that they are, forgot to replace their divots… That’s what kind of ass we’re talking here. Yes, I understand that cellulite causes it, but goddamn don’t show it off! She’s attractive otherwise and I can’t say that I’d let that stop me from eating the holy fucking hell out of her… after all, she’s going to be naked on her back with her legs spread and my face buried between them. Can’t see her cellulite-infested ass from that vantage point, can you? Didn’t think so. Speaking of work, we were way understaffed today and it just fucking blew all kinds of asschunks. We have this new scheduling program that’s supposed to be just so wonderful and keep things like this from happening…. so yeah, we take 2500 calls today while completely understaffed and only having 6 people on the phones after 5pm… YEAH! I LOVE BIG BLACK COCKS SHOVED IN MY ASS WITH NO LUBE!!! GIVE ME SOME MORE, BABY! Hmm.. yeah.. that’s about how it felt tonight. end of rant… moving right along… A friend sent me a few songs by Richard Cheese… for those of you who don’t know who he is… he takes popular songs and turns them into lounge songs, so to speak…. Remakes them using piano and just the old big band style sound. It’s incredibly fucked up… go download some of his stuff and prepare to be amused… I certainly was. Heh, anyway, I think I’m done for now.
No, seriously… Nothing important has happened lately. As far as the two chicks from work, one of them says I’m not her type (no shock there) and the other one is “seeing someone” or some such shit… This just further illustrates my point that I really do not give even 1/50th of a shit about finding a girlfriend. I don’t feel the need to be tied down to anyone anytime soon (if ever). All I really want is a chick I can go out and get drunk with…. and who will let me go down on her on a regular basis. Oh, and she has to be able to hold an intelligent conversation for a reasonabl period of time. Needless to say, I’m in no hurry to find a girlfriend, nor am I even looking. End of story….. This weekend has been ok, I guess… I got wicked stupid drunk on Friday night… I had 3 top shelf Long Island Teas on an empty stomach, so I was pretty fucked. Saturday, I did more or less nothing… Today, I did nothing until about 8pm, when I went out to eat at the Chop House with my friend… I swear I had the best fucking steak I’ve ever had tonight… 12oz ribeye cooked medium. It was so fucking good. Juicy and just the perfect amount of pink. I probably could have cut it with a butter knife. As a side bonus, Chop House has some of the hottest hostesses and waitresses I’ve ever seen. Especially this one hostess, who’s just wicked cute. Medium height, cute ass, thin, small boobs, pretty eyes, great smile, looks oh so innocent… She’d look even better spread out on a bed with my face buried between her legs, for sure.
Hey, you, trance sucks.
I managed to come across this on the soulseek forums… I dig it. Short, sweet, and to the point. TRANCE SUCKS! Every once in a great while, someone will send me a trance song or something that sounds ok for a little bit, then I’ll forget all about it and go back to listening to jungle or straight techno. I just can’t stay interested in trance for any extended period of time. The only kind of trance I actually kinda like is psy-trance and that’s not even trance in the sense that most people think. And for those of you out there that still do listen to trance, please take this time to go check out Richie Hawtin/Plastikman and/or Jeff Mills, two of my personal favorites. Anyway, that’s all for now, I’m off to hunt down some Jeff Mills live sets. Thank you for your time
I’m not drunk tonight, but I feel the need to update the situation with the girl from work… As I suspected, she seems to be a bit out of my league to say the least… We have completely different break/lunch schedules so it’s impossible to talk to her at work, not to mention the fact that she doesn’t really seem that interested in talking to me anyway. Maybe it’s just the fact that we’re at work, maybe it’s the fact that she was only being nice to me last night at Bailey’s. On another note, this other girl at work that I’ve been intrigued by has these absolutely amazing blue eyes, so I stopped her tonight and asked her if she wore color contacts (I really thought she did) and she said she didn’t and asked why… That’s where I worked in a compliment about her having very pretty eyes. She seemed to really like the compliment, so it was worth it. Yet another very attractive girl with a brain that I wouldn’t mind seeing outside of work. She’s actually getting ready to quit fairly soon, too, so I’d definitely at least like to get her number before she quits. Like I’m gonna have the balls to do it. HAH! Oh well… we’ll see how it goes. I’m hungry now, so I’ve gotta go see if there’s anything to munch on around here..
I actually feel like posting again today, mostly because I’m fucking drunk. We went out with some people from work tonight and played pool… generally had a good bit of fun… I met this chick from work that I’ve never spoken to before but seriously wish I had. Not only is she horribly attractive, but she’s VERY intelligent and can actually hold down a great conversation for more than 5 minutes. All I can say is wow. She has these fucking amazing eyes and I was quite intrigued by them alllll night long. Plus, she has a really nice smile… and I love the way she talks… Now, in all honesty, I don’t think I’m anywhere near her league, but a guy can dream, right? She’s 26, so that’s a big plus. I can’t think of much else I’d like to say about her other than that I must say I’m horribly attracted to her. Obviously I’m going to make a decided effort to talk to her whenever possible at work. Needless to say, I don’t run across many like her on a regular basis so I have to put forth SOME sort of effort. I mean not only does she have a personality, but she’s physically attractive to boot. Yeah, anyway, I’m blabbering about a girl I have no chance in hell with… such is life when I’m drunk, I suppose… I had 4 red bulls today, so I was pretty tweeked when I left work and then I had alcohol on top of it, which just seemed to make matters worse… I guess the caffeiene made the alcohol run through my system quicker and get drunk faster. I’m not exactly hammered, but I’m most definitely not sober. I have to work tomorrow @ 2:30, which is about 11 hours from now, so I should be ok. There’s like nobody worth talking to online tonight, so I might just go to bed and try and get some sleep. I dunno… I’m not really sleepy, though. Anyway, I’m babbling… enjoy reading.
bit-tech :: I think, therefore IM
This is actually a really good article on the state of instant messaging today… He makes a lot of really good points, especially the fact that it’s simply easier now to IM someone than to pick up the phone and call them. I’ve noticed one of the same things that he has in that when I talk to someone on the phone that I’ve only exchanged instant messages with, the phone conversation is rather awkward with far too many long silences. See, with an IM, a long pause is no big deal and you’re not really under any pressure to respond immediately. You can be doing 10 million other things and IM’ing someone at the same time and it’s no big deal. But in a phone conversation, if there’s a long pause or all your attention is not focused on the converstion at hand, it makes things very awkward.
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