The Cynic Says……

This chick at work who looks decent but thinks I’m not her type… I noticed a couple of things about her today. First of all, on a good note, her tits are wicked perky…. those motherfuckers could put an eye out. I dunno if it’s her bra or if her tits really are that perky. Damn nice… I would mind having my way with them for a good 30 minutes or so. Now on the bad note… her ASS is all sorts of fucked up. First off, it’s wide… and kinda flat… which in and of themselves aren’t much of a problem. However, she had these really thin pink pants on today that showed off what I’d rather have not seen. Imagine that her ass is made out of semi-soft clay (heated play-doh perhaps)…. then someone takes a bag of quarters and just nails it about 20-30 times…. or perhaps the underpants gnomes were playing golf and like bad golfers that they are, forgot to replace their divots… That’s what kind of ass we’re talking here. Yes, I understand that cellulite causes it, but goddamn don’t show it off! She’s attractive otherwise and I can’t say that I’d let that stop me from eating the holy fucking hell out of her… after all, she’s going to be naked on her back with her legs spread and my face buried between them. Can’t see her cellulite-infested ass from that vantage point, can you? Didn’t think so. Speaking of work, we were way understaffed today and it just fucking blew all kinds of asschunks. We have this new scheduling program that’s supposed to be just so wonderful and keep things like this from happening…. so yeah, we take 2500 calls today while completely understaffed and only having 6 people on the phones after 5pm… YEAH! I LOVE BIG BLACK COCKS SHOVED IN MY ASS WITH NO LUBE!!! GIVE ME SOME MORE, BABY! Hmm.. yeah.. that’s about how it felt tonight. end of rant… moving right along… A friend sent me a few songs by Richard Cheese… for those of you who don’t know who he is… he takes popular songs and turns them into lounge songs, so to speak…. Remakes them using piano and just the old big band style sound. It’s incredibly fucked up… go download some of his stuff and prepare to be amused… I certainly was. Heh, anyway, I think I’m done for now.