Things have been pretty normal/boring/whatever lately. I got drunk as all holy fuck last night and ended up puking off the front porch. 
That was completely gay. My friend Sam and I went out to Tonic and I had 5 Nazi cokes and a surfer on acid in a span of about 2-3 hrs. Needless to say, I was uber-fucked. It was great until I puked. I hadn’t eaten all day, which made it hit me that much harder, that much quicker. I didn’t really have much of a hangover today either. About 8:40 or so tonight, my friend Sam and I went out with another friend to the Chop House and then to another friend’s where he (Sam) proceeded to get stoned as fuck and amuse the shit out of everyone present. Sam then came back here and passed out on the couch, still stoned I’m sure. It’ll be amusing to see what time he wakes up. 
I’m off again tomorrow, which is quite cool to say the least. I’m also off all next weekend as well, which makes like 3 or 4 straight weekends off. My schedule has stabilized quite a bit, which is really nice. I’m not so keen on getting off @ 11:00, but I’ll live with it. Oh, one other thing that I just remembered… we got kittens…. They’re so goddamn cute, it’s ridiculous. They’re like, all tiny and fuzzy and shit, and they’re just so fucking adorable. One was sitting here with me for a good hour after I got home… it spent part of the time just clawing around at random shit (my pants, the chair, the cord for my headset for my phone)…. then it just laid down and took a nap. They don’t meow much yet, from what I’ve noticed. Every once in awhile, they’ll let out a little squeak, but not much other than that. They’ve not pissed or shit on anything yet, which is a plus. Oh, well… enough randomness for today..
I just wanted to make fun of you for going on about how cute the kittens are. Just kidding, I’m amazed to see you have a heart in ya.
Goddamnit, if you’re gonna leave comments, at least tell me who you are! That’s shady as hell!
For the record….I went home at 5am after my cell phone rang. Kevin was pretty shittied at Tonic….We go into a large discussion of even and odd numbers and the outcomes…ask him about it. Rather amusing.
Awww, Kittens, How sweet. Anyways, nice to know you got drunk and I got food poison……….
The kittens are still cute and as we speak, both of them are all cuddled up in the chair with me. It’s cute. And I’m shocked to see people actually making comments about my blog posts, seeing as how you fuckwads have been able to do it for months now. sheesh.
Kevin, It may have been shady as hell of me not leaving my name but at least you got more comments on here. I could have posted comments before this one but I had to have a good reason to do so. I think it’s sweet that you think the kittens are cute (just proves you have a heart). For the record I am not a fuckwad!
I’d like to add that Kevin doesn’t really have a heart…that’s a girl-getting tactic.
Sam, you’re probably right about that but it doesn’t matter. He can have me anytime he wants me!
it’s not cool spoiling my secrets, dickmunch
We all know I really do have a heart!
Dickmouth? DICKMOUTH!? Here’s a thought, come fill my mouth with dick and make that true!