The Cynic Says……

Ok, so there’s this chick who’s a friend of a friend… she’s wicked cute, hot, beautiful… whatever… Ugh, ok, fuck it… Her name is Hope, and she’s friends with a chick I know named Charity. I normally make a point of keeping names out of my blog, but this girl really deserves to have her name mentioned. She’s just… wow… I can’t even quite come up with any other way to describe her other than that… well, besides “out of my league”, but still. The girl has the most amazing fucking eyes I’ve ever seen in my entire life and I swear to god everytime I see her, I damn near have a coronary. Tonight was the first time I’ve ever really touched her and not only is she gorgeous with a brain, but she has this amazingly soft skin. I swear I could touch her all damn night long and not even be the least bit upset about it. Suffice it to say, the girl just fucking kills me. Not only all this, but I find out tonight that she’s a nursing student or some such good stuff… Ok, take a minute to think about this here…. Idiots don’t go into nursing, so I can guarantee that she’s not a fucking moron. Yet another plus. Oh yeah, she likes alcohol too… so yeah, there’s a plus! But yeah, I’m some random scrawny dorkboy, in whom she’d have no interest, so why should I even bother busting my balls over her? I see her maybe one a month tops, after all. Oh, well… Needless to say I went to CEJ tonight and had quite a bit of fun… I had intended to spend only $20 on drinks, but ended up spending about $27 or so… I’m not even sure and I’m afraid to check my wallet to find out. I got pretty drunk and had a good time, so I can’t really complain. For those of you not in the know (Yeah, like anyone that I don’t know actually reads my blog)… CEJ = Cotton Eyed Joe… a horribly lame country western club that plays various country & r&b songs and manages to find a way to line dance to ALL of it… go figure. I go on sporadic occasions because there are plenty of incredibly beautiful women to look at (example listed above), so it’s usually worth my time to an extent and it’s free, so might as well. Oh well… bunch of beautiful women I have no chance in hell with… still nice to look at… Needless to say, I’m kinda drunk, so I should hit the hay. I’m out for now.