The Cynic Says……

So yeah, I really dig the new version of wordpress. They’ve updated the posting page a bit and added some nice new features. Not to mention adding features is done through plugins now instead of editing this stupid *myhacks.php* file. Plus I like the idea that I can change the way my entire blog looks just by changing one single css file. There’s some plugins out there that add photo gallery functionality to wordpress so I might just check them out pretty soon. “Here’s the link to wordpress’s homepage (Wordpress)”:http://www.wordpress.org in case you’re curious to check it out for whatever reason. Some of my friends are using “xanga”:http://www.xanga.com which looks pretty nice for those of you that don’t have the server or the knowhow to use php & mysql. Anyway, I’ve been listening to some odd music lately. Modest Mouse, for one. They’re not half bad, in all honesty. I’m not a HUGE fan, but it’s a nice break from all the standard stuff I normally listen to. Nothing interesting has happened lately for me to report on, unfortunately. One thing I’ve been amused by, however, is the proliferance of all these rating sites. I mean, everyone knows about “Face The Jury (FTJ)”:http://www.facethejury.com and “The Dilly (The Dilly)”:http://www.thedilly.com but there’s also “Facebattle (Face Battle)”:http://www.facebattle.com and now I’ve just found “YouBeenX (You Been X)”:http”://www.youbeenx.com which as of right now is completely free from what I can tell, though I haven’t actually signed up for it. There’s actually a fair number of hot girls on there and they allow their AIM, ICQ, and Yahoo names to be viewable by default, which is cool. Most of the others, you have to pay to actually see that stuff. Personally, I could give two shits how much better or worse I look compared to other guys. I’m not hot, I’m not ugly, I’m just me. Don’t like it, there’s the door and don’t let it hit ya in the ass on the way out. Anyway, I don’t have any other really random musings at the moment, but I’m sure I’ll post back if I come up with more.

I found this on a forum… I found it most amusing… enjoy!

Africa: The proof that, by being enslaved by whites, blacks never had it so good.

African-Americans: (1) A people who were once enslaved, but who now enjoy special privileges as a result of constantly whining that they are oppressed; (2) A people who keep changing their name — niggers, darkies, colored people, negroes, blacks, Afro-Americans, African-Americans — because they keep trying to run away from all the unpleasant associations which their behavior keeps attaching to them.

Antisemite: (1) Originally, one who did not like Jews; now, one whom the Jews do not like (Lou Rollins)

Bigot: One who disagrees with a liberal.

Black caucus: A bunch of Crows who Caw and Cuss in a place called Incongruous.

Conservative: A liberal who’s been mugged. (Unknown)

Discrimination: Preferring the desirable to the undesirable.

Equality: The theory that black equals white, dumb equals smart, incompetence equals competence, lies equal truth, and bad equals good.

Feminist: A man-eating tigress; a female with all the vices of women and none of the virtues; a woman who couldn’t find a man and couldn’t even get work as a whore.

Gun control: The belief that no one has the right to shoot back.

Hitler: A man who is hated so much by Jews that they are constantly building memorials to his work.

Homosexuals: Men who have confused boys with girls, toilet stalls with bedrooms, and lovemaking with frolicking in a sewer.

Jesse Jackson: A man whose expertise in racism comes from referring to New York as ‘Hymietown’ and serving whites soup into which he had spit.

Liberal: Someone who believes it is his moral duty to let minorities take their pleasure in everybody else’s backside besides his own.

Mexico: A toilet on which America sits, and which is beginning to back up.

NAACP: The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People Who Would Be Offended If You Called Them That.

Nigger: A term of denigration used in referring to negroes, and frequently used by negroes to refer to one another, thereby showing that negroes know what they are talking about.

Prejudiced: Less willing to believe what the government tells you about minorities than what you are told by family, friends, or your own eyes.

Racial slur: An unpleasant truth.

Third World: A place that has a great love for whites, provided only they are baked, boiled or roasted.

Welfare: Taking money from the productive and giving it to the unproductive so they can not only remain unproductive, but can breed even more unproductives.