I found this on a forum… I found it most amusing… enjoy!
Africa: The proof that, by being enslaved by whites, blacks never had it so good.
African-Americans: (1) A people who were once enslaved, but who now enjoy special privileges as a result of constantly whining that they are oppressed; (2) A people who keep changing their name — niggers, darkies, colored people, negroes, blacks, Afro-Americans, African-Americans — because they keep trying to run away from all the unpleasant associations which their behavior keeps attaching to them.
Antisemite: (1) Originally, one who did not like Jews; now, one whom the Jews do not like (Lou Rollins)
Bigot: One who disagrees with a liberal.
Black caucus: A bunch of Crows who Caw and Cuss in a place called Incongruous.
Conservative: A liberal who’s been mugged. (Unknown)
Discrimination: Preferring the desirable to the undesirable.
Equality: The theory that black equals white, dumb equals smart, incompetence equals competence, lies equal truth, and bad equals good.
Feminist: A man-eating tigress; a female with all the vices of women and none of the virtues; a woman who couldn’t find a man and couldn’t even get work as a whore.
Gun control: The belief that no one has the right to shoot back.
Hitler: A man who is hated so much by Jews that they are constantly building memorials to his work.
Homosexuals: Men who have confused boys with girls, toilet stalls with bedrooms, and lovemaking with frolicking in a sewer.
Jesse Jackson: A man whose expertise in racism comes from referring to New York as ‘Hymietown’ and serving whites soup into which he had spit.
Liberal: Someone who believes it is his moral duty to let minorities take their pleasure in everybody else’s backside besides his own.
Mexico: A toilet on which America sits, and which is beginning to back up.
NAACP: The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People Who Would Be Offended If You Called Them That.
Nigger: A term of denigration used in referring to negroes, and frequently used by negroes to refer to one another, thereby showing that negroes know what they are talking about.
Prejudiced: Less willing to believe what the government tells you about minorities than what you are told by family, friends, or your own eyes.
Racial slur: An unpleasant truth.
Third World: A place that has a great love for whites, provided only they are baked, boiled or roasted.
Welfare: Taking money from the productive and giving it to the unproductive so they can not only remain unproductive, but can breed even more unproductives.