The Cynic Says……

So yeah, I had this new vodka last night that I was pretty damn impressed with. It’s called “Sex”. It says “sex” on the bottle and has 247365 in roman numerals below the sex. So I guess it comes out to Sex 24/7/365 as the full name, but whatever. Here’s the website to check out the bottle. I was actually drinking it straight and didn’t get sick. I chased it with Dr Pepper mostly, but I don’t think you even really NEED a chaser for this stuff. It’s really that good. I think the Effen Black Cherry might be a little better, but this stuff was almost as good for about $8 less a bottle. I bought it and some bloody mary mix and only spent like $34. After my friends had a few shots along with what I had, half of the bottle was gone. Needless to say, I was fucking drunk as hell last night. I didn’t go anywhere or do anything (I never do when I’m drunk) but I still had fun. The only shitty thing is that I think too much when I’m drunk… so blah on that. The best thing was not having a hangover today. I guess that stems from me not drinking mixed drinks, so there was no sugar to make my stomach feel like shit. I think really that’s why I get sick sometimes if I get sick from drinking. It’s the sugar. From now on, it’s nothing but top-shelf vodka straight. Seems to be the safest. lol.