The Cynic Says……

This was something I was discussing with a friend earlier tonight and I thought it worthy of posting. So anyway, I’ve decided that one of the main reasons I like fat girls, chubby chicks, thick chicks, wtf ever you feel like calling them, is that the simple fact is that they KNOW they’re not knockout gorgeous so they actually work on making themselves better in other areas. The thing is, I’ve met big girls who WERE knockout gorgeous, but were convinced that they weren’t “beautiful” because of society’s obsession with being skinny. Average-looking bigger girls are usually the ones that actually have a personality and a brain. Even though this may sound asshole-ish, they develop a personality because they can’t get by on looks alone and that’s a good thing in my book. Those model-type girls that every guy seems to drool over at every turn never develop much in the way of personality because they spend most of their lives getting what they want with their looks. Sadly, this can’t continue forever and when it comes to a point where they NEED something like brains or personality, they’re found to be severely lacking. My attitude towards them can be best expressed as so: While your pussy may be pretty and it may taste good, you might as well eat it your damned self because I can’t stand to be around you long enough to get that far. Seriously… I’ll take an average looking girl who can sit down and have an intelligent discussion with me about music, politics, religion, or any other abstract subject matter… over some other girl the highlight of whose day is finding that perfect shade of nail polish to match the new pair of shoes she just bought. Sorry, but I don’t fucking care about the color of your shoes, nails, or hair. I don’t give a shit that you broke a fucking nail. I’m going to think the same of you whether you show up in a t-shirt and a pair of ripped blue jeans as if you showed up in a really cute outfit of some sort. Frankly, as long as a girl doesn’t look outright trashy then I’m not going to give a shit how she’s dressed. Guys are so naive as to think women dress up for US. They don’t. Girls dress up for each other. Yes, you read that right, they dress up for each other. If anyone out there has ever been to a club with females before, you’ll notice that they absolutely critique the shit out of other girls that walk by. Plain and simple, most girls dress up so they look better than the next girl (and in the end get more attention from the guys). But in all honesty, pay attention to the way they look at each other, talk about each other, etc. Girls are every bit as competitive as guys are, just in a different way. That goes back to why I prefer big girls (not obese, huge, enormous, whale-looking bitches) over skinny ones for the most part. If they dress up, they dress up such that they look in the mirror and think they look good regardless of what other people think. They tend to be more “down-to-earth”, if you will. So yeah, while your tits might catch my attention initially, it’ll take a lot more than that to actually keep my attention. And yes, before anyone starts pissing and moaning, there are exceptions to every rule. I’ve met fat girls who thought they were god’s gift to men and didn’t have a personality worth a shit. I’ve also met gorgeous skinny girls who were actually intelligent and modest.