The Cynic Says……

The only holiday I really bother to celebrate… I do so by of course buying lots of liquor and consuming said liquor until I can’t handle any more. This year, I’m having a couple of friends over and we’re gonna get smashed out of our gourds and enjoy the hell out of it. I get off work @ 10pm, which gives me plenty of time to start partying before 2005 officially hits us. I’m pretty sure we’re gonna do the Long Island Tea thing this time, but instead of buying those stupid mixer packs or the pre-made mixer stuff, we’re going to buy bottles of liquor with which to make the drinks. It’s more expensive, but it tastes a shitload better. Last year, I ended up spending well over $100 getting drunk with a couple of frends at a club. This year I’ll spend far less than that and probably have every bit as much fun.