Yeah, so yesterday was a pretty wacky day… I should have posted on this yesterday but didn’t get around to it. Normally I go downtown and take the express bus out west instead of riding my bike the whole way. So I have this bright idea to leave early so I have time to get out west and get my check cashed before I have to be at work at 6pm. I get downtown and sit around for a little bit, during which time I’m approached by a couple of black ladies wanting me to buy some M&M’s for a buck for their “fund raiser”. I assumed it was for their church, so I politely declined since I refuse to donate ANY of my money to a church. I’m more likely to give a bum a buck for some booze than to give a nickel to a church… Anyway, so the normal bus I take shows up but has no bike rack. Well, that screws me out of taking the bus out west. Well, the next bus shows up which actually goes about 5 miles farther than I need to go, but it has a bike rack. I decide I’ll just take it and backtrack, no big deal. Turns out the driver realizes what’s going on and asks permission to drop me off at my exit since my normal bus didn’t have a bike rack and the whole ordeal isn’t even my fault. She gets the ok and lets me off at the Cedar Bluff exit where I’d normally get off.
I go get my check and then go to the check cashing place. Amusingly there’s some stupid fucking spic there trying to pay his T-mobile cellphone bill but he doesn’t have the bill. Mind you, we don’t have T-mobile here, the check cashing place just happens to take payments for them. The dude doesn’t even have his bill or know where it is! Needless to say, they can’t take the payment because he doesn’t have the bill and the poor woman spends 15 minutes trying to explain to him what’s going on but can’t quite seem to get through to him because he speaks almost NO English! Sorry, buddy.. you’re in my fucking country and if you’re going to do business with us you need to learn to speak fucking English. Finally one of his friends shows up who speaks English assists with the situation and the guy understands that he’s more or less fucked… nice!
So after cashing my check, I go to McDonald’s and get some chicken nuggets. I pay the girl and somehow she’s run out of $1 bills so I have to wait for my change… in the meantime, some nasty lookin bitch with fucked up eyes and missing half her teeth orders something that’s like $0.98. She pays in PENNIES! Not only that, she hadn’t counted them so the poor girl had to count out all 98 pennies and give the rest back to the bum-lady. Finally I get my change and my food and leave and come to work. Turns out the girl gave me FIVE hot mustard packets for ten nuggets. wtf? That’s one for every 2 nuggets! crazy shit.
So I sit at work for 8 hours and decide to go to Waffle House… I forgot it was Friday night, so all the drunks were gonna be out and it would be packed. I got in and got a seat just fine, but that’s when the fun began. I actually had a cute waitress for a change! Problem was, the cook that was there did something to piss the other cook off and he walked out, leaving just one cook. I ended up having to wait about 30-35 minutes for my food to show up on my table. My bacon was burned pretty badly but the eggs and waffle were good. By the time I was done, the waitress said not to worry about the bill since I had to wait so long. Pretty cool if you ask me. I wasn’t even pissed off about having to wait forever for my food. I tipped her $5 and ended up going over to my friend’s house and spending the night due to the bad weather. Woke up this afternoon, STILL raining! I had to ride to work in it and ended up getting soaked. 
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