The Cynic Says……

So yeah… I love titties and so does every other straight male on earth. Granted, some of us like to lie and say that tits don’t mattter but we all know that’s bullshit. I don’t particularly care whether they’re big or small, I just like tits. Without fail, everytime I look at a girl, I’m going to check out her tits plain and simple. As long as they’re not saggy as fuck with nipples as big as dinner plates, I’m happy. Well, A’s suck too but they’re tolerable… and on a girl with a really small frame, they’re kinda cute. Don’t get me wrong, tits aren’t the only important thing on a girl, but they’re definitely a factor. A girl can have an absolutely knockout face and some jacked up tits and lose a couple of points on the hotness scale. On the other hand, a girl with perfect tits and fucked up teeth, I’m not even going to look twice at other than to stare at her tits. God knows I won’t be able to look at her face if her teeth are all fucked up. I think it’d be pretty cool if tits could be used in some sort of barter system. Like a girl asks you to do something for her… and you’re like “no, that’s too much work”… instead of “I’ll pay you $5″ it should be “I’ll show you my tits!” I could go for that, seriously. I think we’d have less murder in the world if there were more bare titties. We as men would be a whole hell of a lot happier. I know seeing a nice set of titties in my face makes ME smile… and any guy who says any different just isn’t telling the truth (or doesn’t like women). Oh well, that’s all for my titties rant.