The Cynic Says……

So yeah…. last night was tons of fun. My friend Sam, his friend Adam and me all three decided to go out to a club and drink a little. We ended up going to the Red Iguana since none of us had ever been there before. We got there about 9pm and it was pretty damned dead, to say the least. Beers were $0.10 each for Miller High Life, but unfortunately I just can’t drink beer. I tried in vain to drink ONE but it just didn’t work out at all… Eventually they started giving away these “apple shots” for $1 each. Sam and I killed about 6 of those each… maybe 7, I dunno. Adam was drinking the whole time as well and had god knows how many Sex on the Beaches with 151 rum. To wrap up the night, Sam and I each had a drink called an “orange tic-tac”. It was Bacardi O Rum & Red Bull. It was seriously hella good… about 3 of those fuckers and I would have been feeling good. So about 11:30 or so we all decide to leave. Adam still has his keys and for some reason thinks he’s able to drive. He couldn’t even WALK straight… so we get the keys off him and Sam drives back to my house. The whole way up Broadway, Adam’s half hanging his head out the window and eventually just starts puking. Problem was, his head wasn’t all the way out the window so it was getting all over his truck. Fucking beautiful. So now he’s managed to puke all over the door panel of his truck and the road and whatnot… We go get my bike and backpack and stuff from my house and head back over to Sam’s…. on the way we end up racing another truck which didn’t stand a chance at all. For the record, Adam drives a 2002 Frontier with the supercharged V6. The Frontier we were racing was a standard 4cylinder one. We dusted them a few times and finally they pulled up and were like “what you got in that thing?” Sam was driving and informed them that it was the supercharged V6 version. Guess they didn’t feel so bad about getting their asses dusted after that. We pull off into some random neighborhood because Sam thought he saw a cop (we were all drunk, not good). Pulled into someone’s driveway and pissed, then took off back to his house. We get back to the house and Adam leaves… gets to the bottom of Sam’s subdivision and gets in a fucking wreck… DRUNK! Adam smartly gets out of the truck… Sam goes down there to assist and then calls my phone and has me send his brother down there. Of course now the cop can’t prove who was driving or anything, so nobody goes to jail. HAH! So apparently Sam drives Adam’s drunk ass and his truck back up to the house… Adam left at some point (no clue when) because he had to be at work at 6am. I sat online and talked to a few people and then eventually went to bed (again no clue what time). Luckily I didn’t have a hangover when I woke up. Just really bad cotton mouth and a need for some water. I woke up at like 10:00am… which is just asinine for me. That about sums up last night. I had tons of fun. Definitely worth doing again, but next time we’re having a DD. That was just plain idiotic that we all 3 got drunk and had no designated driver.