The Cynic Says……

So last night was kinda wacky… I go over to my friend Sam’s house and we drink the last bit of berry vodka with some red bull. We only had about 9 shots left, so not enough to get either of us drunk. We both had a decent buzz and felt pretty good. So anyway, this chick I know is just completely shitfaced out of her mind and keeps text msging me with jibberish I can barely read. Finally I tell her to basically fuck off and go to sleep because she’s acting stupid. She leaves me alone for awhile and then decides to call my phone. I don’t hear it, so I don’t answer. Sure enough Sam’s phone rings. It’s her, of course. Turns out, she’s sitting at my work waiting for me to come out so she can see me. Wow… fucking psycho! Luckily she showed up at 3 and I got off at 2, so she wouldn’t have gotten to see me anyway. Well, she wants to come see me so we act like we’re giving her directions and tell them to get on I-40 east (the wrong way) and call us back. They do and we’re like “now keep going until you’re home”. Amusingly, she keeps begging and begging so we decide “what the hell” and meet them in an adjacent neighborhood. She had her hot friend Lauren with her and Sam wanted to see what she looked like… plus Lauren’s hot and nice to look at. Dumb as a box of rocks, but hot, so yeah. Anyway, he gives them these ridiculously convoluted directions to get into the neighborhood where we’re waiting on them. She shows up still just completely fucking drunk and proceeds to be louder than fuck. This is like 3:30 in the damn morning, so of course everyone’s asleep and she apparently manages to wake up the neighbors. They call the cops. Cops show up and ask what we’re doing. I tell him she just wanted to come visit me and we met her here… so he’s just like “ok, you all need to get somewhere” and leaves. So we leave and go back to Sam’s house. She calls… I chew her stupid ass out for a) showing up at my goddamn work and waiting for me… and b) being stupid drunk and not knowing when to go the fuck home and leave me alone. Yeah, people wonder why I have no desire to have a girlfriend. I don’t feel like dealing with all the retarded bullshit that comes along with having one. Absolutely not worth it at all, especially when it’s psycho-crazy shit like THAT. I think if it was her by herself I wouldn’t have even let her come visit. But she had her hot friend Lauren with her, so I figured why the hell not. At least I’ll have something nice to look at while she’s being stupid, drunk and annoying. The worst thing is that I had the long convo with her about what not to do and how she was just annoying the fuck out of me lately…. and she doesn’t even remember any of it because she was so goddamn drunk. Ugh! But whatever, maybe she’ll vaguely remember some of it and quit being so damn psycho.