Daily Archive for July 4th, 2005

July 4th

Yep, Knoxville is apparently having some sort of festivities at the old World’s Fair Park. Live bands, food, fireworks, etc. I have to be at work at midnight, so I’m gonna go down there for a few and see if it’s worth my time. If not, I’ll just go riding for a few hours and then go to work. I’m loving this new schedule already. I got off work at 8am today, went to McDonald’s for breakfast, rode 16.5 miles at just under a 16mph average speed, then came home and passed out. I still woke up in plenty of time to go out and do shit if I please. It’s great. Plus I’ll have weekends off so I’ll actually be able to go out and do things with my friends. Fun shit!

drunker than piss

Last night I got more drunk than I have ever been at any time in my life… So drunk, in fact, that I don’t even remember a damn thing. Apparently some really interesting stuff happened from what my friends tell me… Including me falling and hitting my head in the tub. I have a knot at the base of my skull from that one, though I’m not really in pain. Unfortunately my tailbone hurts like a mofo when I stretch the muscles just the right (wrong) way. I also have a knot on the front of my head, apparently from where I was crawling to the bathroom to puke (completely unable to walk) and whacked my head on the door somehow. Again, I don’t remember a bit of it and I’m rather glad I don’t. Sam and I went through an entire fifth of Jagermeister in about an hour, then started drinking apple shooters (bacardi big apple rum + sour apple puckers). We basically drank until we both puked. Unfortunately, I didn’t puke just once… I puked probably 4 or 5 times. I seriously don’t ever want to get that drunk again. No fucking way. That’s honestly the first time I’ve ever gotten so drunk that I don’t remember much of anything. I can remember basically everything from BEFORE I was really drunk, but after that point I remember basically nothing. What a night… jesus!