The Cynic Says……

Yeah, I’m a slacker.. haven’t updated in awhile. So here’s the quick round-up… Friday night my friends and I decided to get together and find something to do. Originally we were just gonna sit around and drink a little bit, but I didn’t really feel like just sitting around so we decided to go to the strip club. We would have been able to take the liquor inside with us had we gotten there before 1am, but we got there about 1:10 and that was after liquor curfew. We still ended up having a bunch of fun, though. It started out as just me, Sam and Dwight… but then Sam’s friend Ty decided to come along.. then their friend Mike decided to come along as well so we ended up with 5 of us. When we got there, Dwight’s friend Chip showed up as well but he didn’t sit with us or anything. I ended up buying a table dance from a really hot blonde chick and a lap dance from another really hot blonde. The amusing part about the lap dance was the fact that the girl didn’t even remotely look like she was enjoying herself. She was actually carrying on a conversation with the girl giving a lap dance next to us. Needless to say, a huge turn-off. I paid her but didn’t tip her for the dance because frankly, it sucked. I still had fun and all, I just would have liked the chick that gave me the lap dance to be a little more into what she was doing.

Saturday night we actually decided to get together and drink. I ended up having 4 Nazi Cokes and getting really trashed and passing out on the couch. Nothing much interesting happened that I remember, but I do know we had a fair bit of fun. It was basically the same people as Friday night but this time Adam joined us as well. We ended up drinking 3/4 of a 1.75L bottle of Bacardi rum, most of a fifth of jager and most of a fifth of Ice 101. I think there was beer, too. Oh, and weed…. and guns, too (sam owns two)! I woke up Sunday afternoon and went uptsairs and saw all the stuff on the kitchen table and thought to myself “wow, I guess we had fun last night!” Then I had to work 16 hrs on Sunday night from 4pm til 8am on Monday morning. Nothing else of interst went on all weekend.. but I’d say that was plenty. I’m really enjoying having weekends off.