The Cynic Says……

Well, if it wasn’t it sure was damn close. There were like 10 of us or so at my house… Only about 6 of us actually drank, though. Needless to say I got completely destroyed. We managed to knock out a 1.75L bottle of jager and a fuckload of beer. I believe somewhere in the neighborhood of 25-30 beers, maybe? I only drank the jager, of course since I don’t fucking drink that nasty shit you fuckers refer to as beer (I call it horse piss). Needless to say, it was ten tons of fun. We made hunch punch but unfortunately that shit’s way too strong for most people so it was one cup and fucked. Literally, the girls each had a cup and were basically shitfucked. Both amusing and sad at the same time. Sad because the fruit and gummy worms that were soaking in it all night didn’t get eaten. I saved the punch since a ton was left over. I saved the fruit as well to snack on throughout the week. Hopefully it won’t go bad. We’ll find some use for the punch in the very near future I’m sure. Despite all the drunkenness, nothing got broken and there weren’t any crazy messes to clean up. Basically a great party all in all. Hell, even Nay Nay showed up! She normally doesn’t make it down my way since she lives about 35 miles away but I’m sure she’s glad she showed up. After all, she got to see Sam and I completely demolished beyond belief. FUBAR most certainly applies here. I can’t remember the last time I got that creamed…. I think maybe the night we went to the strip club I was a bit worse-off than I was last night. At least I didn’t wake up with a hangover, most likely due to the mass amounts of red bull we drank. I bought a case of 24 for $31 and ended up with something like 5 or 6 left at the end of the night… That’s a LOT of fucking red bull gone… not to mention a fuckload of jager gone too. We’ll definitely have to party with those fuckers again sometime soon. I like people who can party and NOT get the cops called or the neighbors pissed or shit broken and whatnot. So yeah… all in all a great night. Not only did I get shitty drunk and have fun with kickass people… I saw two people I haven’t seen in forever: Nikki and Nay Nay. Nikki I’d previously only met once and I didn’t even recognize her when she came in. I literally looked at her and said “Do I know you?” and she responds with “motherfucker you BETTER know me”… at which point I realized who it was (thankfully). Then of course there’s Nay nay… she didn’t show up until I was already pretty much tanked so I don’t really remember even inviting her over or anything. She just showed up and I was like “holy shit it’s Nay Nay!” I don’t even know how long she stayed or anything. NO clue when she got there and no clue when she left. That whole time period was a complete blur, to say the least. Fun times!