While the title might seem completely random, it’s totally not. You see, my girlfriend has absolutely enormous tits (36DD) and she wore a tank top today that sort of (ok, more than sort of) showed off her cleavage. Regardless, she has a jacket somewhat covering herself so it’s not just absolutely blatant but you can still see her tits if you look. So we’re downtown at the transfer point waiting on one of the free trolleys when we pass this old homeless dude who seems drunk but really just isn’t all there upstairs. As we pass, quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever heard come out of another human’s mouth comes out of his…. “Hot o’ MIGHTY! That’s what I’M talkin’ ’bout”. At this point, Tammy and I literally bust out laughing harder than we have in quite some time and continue on about our business of walking down to the spot where we wait for the trolley (we were headed to campus to get some Chinese food). We figured that this would be the only amusement we would get for the day but boy were we wrong. When we get on the trolley, Mr. Hot O’ Mighty gets on the same trolley with us but doesn’t actually follow us (thank god). He sits down next to this sorta younger girl near the front of the trolley. She’s acting just plain friggin stupid to say the least. The trolley driver had the radio on a local rap/hip-hop/R&B station and the girl for some reason felt the need to sing along and dance to nearly every single song that played. Not only this, she decides that the entire trolley needs to be kept abreast of her personal life… Namely that she’s 19 years old, single, has a kid, one more on the way and loves to go out clubbin’. Various other statements were made but at this point we were absolutely trying our hardest to ignore the shit out of her, hard as it may have been. If I didn’t know any better, I would think this girl was either drunk or had taken a bunch of ecstacy because she was just wayyyyy too damn happy for her own good. Annoyingly so, actually. So apparently we had two run-ins with drugged-up/fucked-up/crazy people in our trek to get Chinese food. Man what a day! Oh, and here’s a shot of what she was wearing today.
