The Cynic Says……

I sure the fuck hope so. Maybe some of these assclowns will get the fuck off the road, then. Seriously, high gas prices don’t really effect me quite the way that they do the average person. So if it’s my choice, by all means make gas $3.50 a gallon. I don’t drive and probably never will so I don’t have to pay the ridiculous gas prices to get to and from work everyday. Now, I fully understand that just because I don’t drive doesn’t mean I’m immune to higher oil prices. However, they don’t directly effect my transportation costs at least. I realize that shipping costs go up and so does the cost of goods and services in many cases. However, I’ll gladly pay a bit more for my goods and services if it means that those people that drive 20 miles to and from work everyday polluting the atmosphere and burning up natural resources have to pay a little more dearly for it. Hell, I laugh my ass off everytime I hear some cockmunch with his Chevy Suburban or Ford Excursion bitch about spending $75 to fill up his tank every 5 days. Stupid fuck, that’s your own fault for buying that beast of a vehicle that sucks gas like a cheap hooker with a really bad crack habit sucks cock. Hell, I think it’s funnier than damnit anytime I hear someone whine and bitch about gas prices or how much it costs them per tank or per week to fill up and drive to and from work… and around town.. and to their friends’ houses… and to the store.. yeah, you get the idea. Don’t whine about it if you’re still going to pay for it. Don’t like it? Do something about it. Get a hybrid (though they don’t save as much money as people think), drive less, carpool (nobody seems to want to do THAT), ride a bike, walk, take public transportation (again, not likely for the average person). Maybe if the average person walked or rode a bicycle that 1 mile trip each way to and from wal-mart they wouldn’t be such fat lazy pieces of shit. Either way, gas prices over $3 wouldn’t bother me one bit and with oil futures hitting over $70 a barrel for the first time since hurricane Katrina, I wouldn’t be shocked to see it happen again. Here’s to hoping!

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