Saturday took the cake. Point blank, no doubt about it… craziest night ever. Basically we decided to have a housewarming party on Saturday. I think we ended up with like 13 or so people over, which was just way too fucking many people in such a small space with so many neighbors close-by. So here’s the quick rundown of what went down… in no particular order, really…
Basically everyone ended up puking at some point, the “courtesy officer” ended up banging on our door and telling us to disband the party… then the cops showed up but didn’t arrest anyone. A chick named Kendra ended up passed out in the shower fully clothed with the water running while her friend was passed out in the floor. This other girl was in the bathroom throwing up for a good hour or so… I apparently threw up off the balcony despite me telling everyone else there NOT to do it. We ended up killing off a 1.75 liter bottle of Bacardi O and a 1 liter bottle of Barton’s vodka. Sam and Kendra ended up puking in the kitchen sink side-by-side (one in each sink). Kendra ended up with Corey’s shirt, my girlfriend’s jeans and this other girl Bethany’s shoes (which were 2 sizes too small). Matt ended up making out with both Ashley and Kendra (best friends) and hitting on my girlfriend’s best friend James who happens to be black and gay. Matt also decided to try to take liberties on Ashley while she was passed out in the bathroom, but luckily my girlfriend caught him and bitched him out. Two people ended up fucking in our walk-in closet. I’m sure there’s more that I’m leaving out but it was certainly insane.
Oh, and as far as it being a housewarming party, we got a microwave and some towels from Brandy… and Nay Nay brought us a blender and some towels as well. So we didn’t do half bad!