Disclaimer: These are generalizations and not steadfast rules. There ARE exceptions to what I say here, but for the most part, they’re true. Some of you may find this offensive and if you’re easily offended, please stop reading now. That being said, here goes my little rant for the week.
I mean, come on here… You’re really starting to frustrate me, and not for the reasons you might think. Listen, just because I make you cum doesn’t mean I have any feelings for you. Seriously. Physical and emotional are two entirely different things and don’t have jack shit to do with one another as far as I’m concerned. I feel about as much emotional attachment to a girl I’m fucking as I do my Xbox 360. That’s not to say I don’t feel any sort of emotional attachment to ANY girl I get physical with…. just that I’m perfectly able to abstract the physical and keep it purely on that level without any sort of other attraction. I have sex because it’s something I enjoy doing. Like playing video games, watching TV, riding a bike, listening to music. Same thing. Something fun and interesting to do. Not because I give a shit about “sharing something special” or whatever horseshit reason you want to throw out there. I LIKE making a girl cum. It’s fun. But just like I won’t watch a movie that looks shitty or play a video game that looks like it sucks horribly, I’m not going to just stick it to any girl I can get my hands on. But seriously, if I fuck you, take it at face value. Don’t presume there may be some underlying meaning or feeling. I’m fucking you because, for whatever reason (don’t ask because it doesn’t really matter by the way), I feel like making you cum. If I don’t TELL you I think you’re beautiful, amazing, etc. then I don’t think it. If I don’t imply that I feel some sort of “connection” or “attachment” to you, then I don’t. Don’t take the fact that I’m buried balls-deep in your snatch to mean anything other than I wanted to have sex with you. I realize you women are programmed to believe that being physical with someone is supposed to be “special” or “mean something”. I’m sorry but that’s just not how I’m programmed. I’m simple in that respect. Physical and emotional are entirely separate. They can be present together (and are at times too) but are by no means dependent on one another. Simple. I don’t get attached. Don’t expect me to. If you draw your own fucked up conclusions in your pretty little head based on my actions alone then that’s not my problem. Trust me, it’s far more than blatantly obvious which category you fall into with me if you’re a woman. Case in point? If there are pictures of us making out in public, that’s a pretty good indicator that you’re a little more than just some chick I’m banging. But whatever. Women have this god-awful habit of making assumptions and trying to draw conclusions when they really shouldn’t be doing so. Then they get their feelings hurt when they find out they’re wrong. Boo-fucking-hoo.