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Disclaimer: These are generalizations and not steadfast rules. There ARE exceptions to what I say here, but for the most part, they’re true. Some of you may find this offensive and if you’re easily offended, please stop reading now. That being said, here goes my little rant for the week.
I mean, come on here… You’re really starting to frustrate me, and not for the reasons you might think. Listen, just because I make you cum doesn’t mean I have any feelings for you. Seriously. Physical and emotional are two entirely different things and don’t have jack shit to do with one another as far as I’m concerned. I feel about as much emotional attachment to a girl I’m fucking as I do my Xbox 360. That’s not to say I don’t feel any sort of emotional attachment to ANY girl I get physical with…. just that I’m perfectly able to abstract the physical and keep it purely on that level without any sort of other attraction. I have sex because it’s something I enjoy doing. Like playing video games, watching TV, riding a bike, listening to music. Same thing. Something fun and interesting to do. Not because I give a shit about “sharing something special” or whatever horseshit reason you want to throw out there. I LIKE making a girl cum. It’s fun. But just like I won’t watch a movie that looks shitty or play a video game that looks like it sucks horribly, I’m not going to just stick it to any girl I can get my hands on. But seriously, if I fuck you, take it at face value. Don’t presume there may be some underlying meaning or feeling. I’m fucking you because, for whatever reason (don’t ask because it doesn’t really matter by the way), I feel like making you cum. If I don’t TELL you I think you’re beautiful, amazing, etc. then I don’t think it. If I don’t imply that I feel some sort of “connection” or “attachment” to you, then I don’t. Don’t take the fact that I’m buried balls-deep in your snatch to mean anything other than I wanted to have sex with you. I realize you women are programmed to believe that being physical with someone is supposed to be “special” or “mean something”. I’m sorry but that’s just not how I’m programmed. I’m simple in that respect. Physical and emotional are entirely separate. They can be present together (and are at times too) but are by no means dependent on one another. Simple. I don’t get attached. Don’t expect me to. If you draw your own fucked up conclusions in your pretty little head based on my actions alone then that’s not my problem. Trust me, it’s far more than blatantly obvious which category you fall into with me if you’re a woman. Case in point? If there are pictures of us making out in public, that’s a pretty good indicator that you’re a little more than just some chick I’m banging. But whatever. Women have this god-awful habit of making assumptions and trying to draw conclusions when they really shouldn’t be doing so. Then they get their feelings hurt when they find out they’re wrong. Boo-fucking-hoo.
Bullshit! Whoever said that apparently never had much money. Maybe I’m superficial… or maybe I’m just a fucking asshole (quite likely) but money makes me VERY happy. Well, maybe not money in and of itself but definitely transforming my money into “stuff”. Booze, random trips to cool places, expensive food, expensive electronic gear, yeah. It all makes me VERY happy and none of it can be had without money. So I guess for ME, money buys happiness. All the fucking time. When I don’t have money, I’m sad. When I have money I’m happy. In most cases my happiness is inversely proportional to the amount of money in my bank account. The exception there being when I’ve spent a large sum of money on any of the things that make me even happier than the money itself does. Perfect example was income tax return time. I had close to 3 grand in my bank account at one point. Well, I bought a brand new home theater receiver, some new speakers and paid off a couple of bills. At that point, I was virtually broke (by my standards) but immensely happy. Within the next month or so I’m going to buy a new TV… You can bet your ass I’ll be happier than fuck when that happens. Again, I’ll be low on funds but for good reason. I’ll have a big fucking TV in my living room. More geek stuff, more happy Kevin. Let’s be realistic here. Money might be “the root of all evil” but it’s also invariably the root of much of our happiness. Trust me, do you think those fuckers in Africa dying of AIDS, malaria, starvation and whatever other third-world problems are happy being without money? Doubtful! Now their fat-cat government offiicals who have plenty of money are probably happy as hell. They have money, food, nice houses and power. Money = happiness…. prove me wrong, someone!
I MUST own one! Period. Seeing as how I listen to music pretty constantly at home on my home theater system, it only makes sense for me to have one. Normally I just plug my laptop in and stream music from my desktop to my laptop and then connect my laptop into the back of my home theater system. While it works quite well it requires my laptop to be within 5 or so feet of my receiver. The squeezebox duet solves that problem rather nicely. It connects to my wifi network and connects to a server running on my desktop PC with all my music on it and plays it through my receiver. Even better, it connects via optical-digital so the sound quality is better. It comes with an ipod-like remote to control the music, setup playlists and the like. Not only does it play nearly every format known to mankind as long as it doesn’t have DRM (none of my music does) it also supports Rhapsody & Pandora along with shoutcast radio stations. Sounds pretty fucking sweet if you ask me! $400? Absolutely worth it! Check the picture:
I must admit I had a pretty damn good last night. I just got paid so I was like “I’m gonna go barhopping”. Normally I stay home on Friday nights and if I do go out it’s to Sapphire. I decided to change it up a little bit for some reason last night. I started out at Downtown Grille & Brewery for some food. I watched the Red Wings beat the Predators in overtime and then took off down to the Old City to start the fun. I walked around a little bit and went to Crown & Goose first. I get there and immediately run into someone I work with and her husband. Weird… so I hung out with her for awhile, had two shots of tequila and a jagerbomb. While there, I ran into someone I went to HS with. I haven’t seen the girl in literally 15 years and didn’t recognize her. The girl I worked with was the one that actually told me who she was and I was rather shocked to randomly run into someone from THAT long ago.
After Crown & Goose, I went to Urban Bar. It was my first time there as well and I was actually pleasantly surprised. First, the bartenders were seriously hot as fuck. BIG plus in my book. I had 6 jagerbombs and a surfer on acid there. I ran into an old friend named Eddie I used to work with at Cendant 8 years ago. What the fuck? Running into weird random people from my past! What gives? Anyway, so I’m hanging out there and my friend Jessica texts me and tells me she’s going to come hang out with me there. Well, by this point I was considering leaving and going to Sapphire. So I decide to stay there for awhile and she comes by to hang out for a bit. We do a jagerbomb and then I do another and she has a shot of tequila. After that point, I was going to just have her drop me off at Sapphire, but she wanted me to go with her to the barcade. I’m like “alright, whatever” and went with her.
We get to the “barcade” and I actually drank a fucking BEER! I don’t drink beer but dude talked me into drinking some “Dead Guy Ale”. Mind you it wasn’t awful but it was still beer. $4 a bottle is a bit much but at least it didn’t taste like horse piss. Played a few old school video games, finished up my beer and Jessica drove me home. Overall, nothing earth-shattering but still a great night. Ran into a few interesting people, got to hang out with a friend I don’t see too often and got really drunk. No hangover, to boot! Nothing to complain about.
Well, from the looks of it, I’m getting my “economic stimulus payment” on May 16 based on the last two digits of my social security #. Here’s the breakdown for those that are curious:
- 00-20 May 2
- 21-75 May 9
- 76-99 May 16
That’s just for those that had their returns directly deposited. For those that get paper checks, you stand to wait considerably longer than that. Here’s the breakdown for those:
- 00-09 May 16
- 10-18 May 23
- 19-25 May 30
- 26-38 June 6
- 39-51 June 13
- 52-63 June 20
- 64-75 June 27
- 76-87 July 4
- 88-99 July 11
In any case, I already know where my $600 is going. A brand new TV! As I’ve said before I’m eyeballing the Toshiba Regza series. I’m pretty sure I’m going LCD since I can’t afford a Panasonic or Pioneer plasma. I also get an extra payday in May, which will further help out the finances for my new TV. Problem is, I still want a squeezebox so I might have to skimp a tad bit on the TV to fit that into my budget. In any case, I’ll be getting some nice stuff in a month or two and I’m a little more than mildly excited. I’m pretty sure that’s what the government had intended when they decided to send these checks out.
Yeah, for sure. Myspace deleted my account today. Most likely because of some of the pics I uploaded. I knew they’d do it eventually since pretty much every pic I uploaded into my “Hilarious Shit” album violated their terms of service. They’re not supposed to be nude, violent or offensive. I didn’t upload anything with nudity but they were most certainly offensive and some would be considered violent as well. I honestly don’t care at all. It’s just myspace. I could create another one but that’s just too much damn work. Re-uploading all my pics, re-adding all my friends. Definitely not worth the effort. I still have a facebook so I’m good with that. The pics in question, for anyone who might be curious are here. Warning, they are incredibly offensive in some cases. No I don’t necessarily agree with the statements in all of them, I just find them to be quite funny. Enjoy!
No, but seriously… crazy fucking weekend for sure! Friday night, our friend Garrick was in town from Murfreesboro so he came over and we ended up going to Sapphire. We had a pretty good time, I got fairly drunk and spent $50 or so.. Something like that. Nothing really eventful happened that I remember, but it was cool nonetheless.
Saturday was the day we went to Atlanta… THAT is when the crazy fun shit happened. First off, one of my friends was going to go with us, but that fucking cunt decided to bail. Not only did she decide to bail, she didn’t even have the common fucking decency to say “hey, something came up so I can’t make it.” Wouldn’t have been a big deal but nope. Her phone was turned off so I couldn’t even get ahold of her. Needless to say, I won’t be talking to her anymore. Ever. Anyway, so off to Atlanta we go. I bring my laptop and Verizon data card with me so I can use my laptop in the car and not be so fucking bored. Well, as it turns out the stupid thing won’t work. I can’t connect under Winblows or Linux on two different laptops. What the fuck? So i call Verizon and after re-running the activation wizard and unplugging and plugging the card back in and whatever they were doing on their side it finally decided to work after 40 minutes on the phone with them. They even had to get tier 2 involved! Strangely, the thing worked a few months ago but just decided to crap out for no reason. Weird. It works now, though so it’s all good. So, we had figured that we would eat at the Vortex (as we always do) and Gein, one of the DJ’s that played the previous weekend’s show was going to eat with us and hang out. Well, by the time got into town and checked into the hotel (6pm or so) he was too hungry to wait and decided to go ahead and eat. So we arranged to just hang out with him at his apartment after the Vortex. The Vortex was pretty much awesome as always but for some reason we ended up with the only fat disgusting waitress in the entire place. WTF?!? She wasn’t a bad waitress, per se… just ugly as fuck. Lame! So we go to Gein’s after the Vortex and hang out there with him and his gf for an hour or so. He played a few new crazy sick tracks I haven’t heard before.. pretty sweet shit. We left to go to the show at about 10:20 or so and got there around 10:35 or so. The show was at The Loft which is apparently part of the CW Downtown music complex or something like that. Pretty nice place with a kickass sound system. LOTS of bass that you could literally feel in your chest no matter where you were in the place. Awesome for sure. The DJ’s playing were Simon Bassline Smith, DJ SS and Ed Rush & Optical, who I’d been wanting to see for years now. Too bad I don’t really remember their set in the least. By the time DJ SS was halfway through his set I was pretty much done for. WAY too much to drink. I had a really big vodka + red bull (which cost me 9 fucking dollars!) and then 8 shots of jager so I was pretty well off for sure. In the course of the night I managed to lose the memory card for my camera and the battery cover for my phone. I’m not sure how the fuck I managed to do EITHER of those things but I apparently managed it somehow. I was rather annoyed about losing the card for my camera because I had taken some really awesome fucking pics. I don’t know how it got taken out or anything. Seriously, I have NO clue! And the battery cover for my phone? What? Fucking weird for sure. I also apparently spent an hour or two talking to this random cute part-Korean chick whose name I don’t remember. Amusingly, the only picture on the camera from the entire night is one of myself and her… Me being so obviously drunk it’s rather hilarious. No, I don’t plan on posting said pic. I look absolutely awful to say the least. In any case, we eventually made it back to the hotel, slept in til noon, went downtown to hang out with the 404audio guys for a bit then came home. Pretty much uneventful on Sunday but that’s not such a bad thing all things considered. So now I have to order a new memory card… and I’ve lost the awesome pics I took 
I’m currently in the car on my way to Atlanta… using my data card with my laptop browsing the web and such. That’s just how much of a geek I am. So I’m blogging from a moving vehicle. How geek is that? Pretty fucking geek, eh? We’re going down for the World of Drum n Bass show with Ed Rush & Optical, DJ SS and some other random dudes. This should rock my face off. Last week’s show sure did. I’m not gonna have any face left after this shit… Two weekends in a row, legendary DnB DJ’s! How does that happen? I don’t care, it rules!
One more day and I’m going back to Atlanta. World of DNB, baby. Ed Rush & Optical. I can’t wait. They were one of the first artists I got into when I got into DnB. I’m not so much into them anymore, but it’ll still be nice to see them. In the past 8 or so months I’ve actually gotten to see Teebee, Calyx, Ewun, Goldie and now Ed Rush & Optical. Pretty damned awesome if you ask me. In doing so, I’ve discovered another awesome DJ by the name of Gein. Technically his name is Adam, but he goes by Gein. Seriously badass motherfucker for sure. His set last weekend sounded like the soundtrack for WWIII. Nasty, dirty, sick, raw, pick your fucking adjective but it was amazing. He won’t be playing this weekend, though. Too bad. In any case, Atlanta has a hell of a DnB scene going on and I love going down there for shows. Hopefully more awesomeness to come. There will be a ton of pics yet again, I know that much.
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